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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 21:30:02 GMT -5
You go to your friends house tomorrow, but they are infected with rabis and they try to bite you! Do the werewolf dance! *funky music plays as we do the walk like an egyptian*
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 21:30:19 GMT -5
I wish it would rain doggies!
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 21:38:33 GMT -5
It rains doggies. And them poor doggies yip every time they hit the ground, then bounce up in the air and go 'poof'. Wierdest thing you've ever seen.
I wish I lived in a castle that floated on a cloud.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 21:40:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you keep falling off the cloud and breaking bones but a wierd, cloud fairy keeps healing you but if you broke a leg, she'd make it backwards but fixed.
I wish for CHEESE! All colby jack CHEESE!
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 21:42:39 GMT -5
You have Colby Jack Cheese. So sorry, but the cloud fairy that heals me uses the cheese when she heals me. So, you can eat your cheese, but then I'm in serious ouch!
I wish I could speak German.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 21:45:18 GMT -5
You already can speak German. Nice waste of a wish. I wish Brandy would leave the tissue box alone for at least ten days.
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 21:47:06 GMT -5
((Das is nicht gut!))
Brandy leaves the tissue box alone. Too bad she focuses on your eyebrows!
I wish I had a spaceship.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 21:50:50 GMT -5
You have a TOY spaceship that you can just move it around and say "Zoom!"
I wish I had popcorn.
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 21:55:02 GMT -5
You have popcorn. Unpopped popcorn, and no way to pop it. Blech.
I wish animals could talk.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 21:55:56 GMT -5
Animals CAN talk. They talk in animule language.
I wish I had POPPED popcorn and LOTS of it!
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 21:58:51 GMT -5
You have lots of popped popcorn. Unfortunately, they are covered in ants. Crunchy, yet satisfying.
I wish I was President (not really).
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 22:08:32 GMT -5
You are presdent, but you are yelled at cuz youre a republican and theyre democrats so they hate you. I wish for fishies! Gold fishies.
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 22:13:32 GMT -5
You have gold fishies. Like at the Zoo in Omaha. Remember them? We would throw popcorn off the bridge, and they would churn the water like crazy. They were all at least a foot long!
So, you have gold fishies. Thousands of foot long gold fishies. They take all the room in your house, and you have to seal it tight and fill it with water. Now you live in a cardboard box! But please don't burn my cardboard box!
I wish I had a match. Heheh.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 22:16:26 GMT -5
Wish not granted. Then you'd burn my cardboard box! I wish I didn't have to live in this cardboard box. Boxie not fun.
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 22:20:42 GMT -5
Poof! No more cardboard box. But then, nothing to replace it. Ah, sweet nature!
Now can I have that match? I wanna get a campfire going!
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 22:22:00 GMT -5
You have the match, but it rains and matchie go bye bye.
I wish I had a dagger. Why? No reason.... *cough* Kill Cluny! *cough*
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 22:23:13 GMT -5
You get the dagger - but it disappears AFTER Cluny eats dust.
I wish I could start reading Redwall!
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 26, 2007 22:26:51 GMT -5
You CAN but you DONT. How sad.
I wish I had a fishie cracker.
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Post by macavity on Jan 26, 2007 22:30:18 GMT -5
MMMMMmmm...... Cracker...... Okay, you have as many as you want! Yea!
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 28, 2007 15:13:24 GMT -5
You forgot your wish again!
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Post by macavity on Jan 28, 2007 15:50:08 GMT -5
I wish Cluny would meed Asmodeus.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 28, 2007 15:51:48 GMT -5
Cluny meets Asmodeus but Asmodeus dies from Cluny's stare instead of the other way around. Tough luck. But don't worry. He dies in the end.
I wish I were a muffin made of stuff that's poisen to everything but me! Muahahaha!
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Post by macavity on Jan 28, 2007 15:54:02 GMT -5
Yeah, you're a poison_everyone_else muffin. Only problem, muffins can't eat themselves. You sloooowly starve and shrivel up until you completely disappear! :Sad:
I wish all clothes were red.
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 28, 2007 16:09:55 GMT -5
All clothes are red, but you can't aford any of it!
I wish I was a sparra queen with no faults and I was imortal but no one but my warriors knew I was there! Hahaha!
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Post by macavity on Jan 28, 2007 16:23:24 GMT -5
Wish granted. But since only your warriors know you are there, all the other animals think your warriors are crazy! Your warriors don't really like that, so they stop listening to you. Talk about lonely!
I wish I was the King!
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 28, 2007 16:42:41 GMT -5
You're King- of dung! I wish i was Queen of all the warrior cats and no one wanted to kill me because I am imortal!
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Post by macavity on Jan 28, 2007 16:57:34 GMT -5
((immortal))
You are immortal, but your cuts, bruises, and broken bones never heal. Ouch!
I wish you had nothing but good luck!
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Post by S p a r k y;; on Jan 28, 2007 17:10:59 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but you have all bad luck
I wish I could find the perfect APPLE
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Post by macavity on Jan 28, 2007 17:17:03 GMT -5
You find a perfect apple. Hundreds of them! Perfect plastic apples!
(Doh! I get all the bad luck!?!!! Curses!))
I wish the oceans were made of Mountain Dew!
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Post by Silverflash // Jayrunner on Jan 28, 2007 17:44:48 GMT -5
The oceans are made of Mountain Dew, but you suddenly become alergic to it. Too bad!
I wish the whole world was made of Dr. Pepper and I wasn't allargic to it!
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